Week 3 has come and gone, and I must say the intensity of this years league is unmatched. Only in the foam droppings of a Phillies fan have I seen the crazed glimmer of hope and pasion that you have all brought to the stage. Thus, I feel like my snide recaps need to ah, step it up a notch.
So those snazzy Dick's over on Lane 1 managed to snake 4 more points from a, yet again, captainless TBA. Blowers is really starting to live up to that name of his. The Squirrls busted some nuts and snuck 4 from 32, who seem to be riing quietly into the night sans last years leader Josh left for San Deeg. The Dudes Abide remain respectable, After limping into the match from last week (having had the Dick's glorious balls surgically removed from their collective asses), they took 3 from perrennial bff's Pork Chop Sammiches. No one keeps The Chiampa knocked down for long though.
Fear the muthaf%$in' Chiampa.
The All-Stars brought down glorious hell-fire, I'm guessing mostly in part to Lisa and her brand new ball. This is the first time list has owned a ball. 215ball reports that while she did feel some discomfort, "overall I felt really good with such a [big] ball. The guy that drilled [me]..he really knew what he was doing. It was a whole new experience." Word on the street is fellow All-Star Gary was so impressed with Lisa's ball, he is hoping to be drilled by the same gentleman before next week. Says Gary, "I just need to pick my game up. I'm hoping a good drilling by this guy is just what the doctor ordered." In other news, the Danamites, literally knocked Mad River into next Thursday, and Kramerica's team continues their surprising run. Led by none other than league originals Doug, with support from the Bee Girl. Bowl your little heart out Bee Girl.
So the updates aren't coming as quickly as an eager 16-year old, but I am thinking we'll have this down with more of a routine schedule soon enough. Hopefully I'll still be able to chuck some rock after gorging myself with New Jersey's finest Chowda.
- Handicap is 85 percent of the better team's average
- Max handicap is set at 150 pins
- Practice starts at 6:15 pm
- Games start at 6:30 pm
- No-show players have a blind score of 120 pins or their average - 10
- This is a sanctioned league
- We bowl 3 games for 4 points each night.
- To be clear, this is a cash prize league, and since it is sanctioned, all prize-money is based on your final standings DURING the season. This does not include final placement during the Roll for the Bowl™ Championship Tourney
- All disputes should be taken up with the League President
- All scores will be documented manually at the conclusion of a game, and all scoresheets will be collected at the conclusion of the match
- If you catch a ball in mid-air and get pushed out of bounds, it's a gutterball
President - Giacomo Ciminello
Vice Pres - Dick Cheney
Secretary - Dana Pulli
Treasurer - Duran Goodyear
All leagues represented here are held at North Bowl Lounge & Lanes located at 909 N. 2nd Street, Philadelphia, PA. For information on leagues, bowling, or if you just want to talk, contact leagues@215balls.com
