So my absence at last Thursday league night by no fault of my own seems to have created a massive sway in favor of some teams. All but 1 team was completely swept, but more on that later. Let us return to this major fault which needs to be corrected. People, I know my presence is in and of itself, awe-inspiring, but you hvae to find a way to muddle through without me. As I surely cannot be on two coastlines at once. Perhaps I can figure out a way to setup some kinda of live web cam feed for the next time this happens. Or I have a friend studying underground in fringe science that can infact clone me, but if that were to get out, I fear the knowledge that two of me on one planet would offset the Karmic balance and send Earth into an endlessly plummeting resonance of the Dark Ages again. One where time-traveling Highlanders ruled the street with a mean fist and an iron sword, and tomagachi fever runs rampant. Onward...
The Swining Unit swung mightily and cock-knocked the Queens. While through some feat of black magic, 2 Fingers and 1 Thumb managd to take 4 from Es Comcastico. Perhaps, the other team just didn't up. Oh right..they didn't. The Broads took it slow and deep from the Balls. Apparently shivalry is in fact dead in this league, as the ladies of the night were mecilessly spanked across the board. I may have to re-activate Bikini Bowling night, to help them out. Because a. it is most distracteing, and b. watch a guy try to bowl in a bikini. hi-LAR-ious! (word on the street is Balls Deep would have a distinct advantage here, as a person close to the team tells me underneath all that man-swagger, are some shoe-string thongs keeping them gentile). Team unity Different Strikes took a beating from Bosozoku, because again...they didn't show up. Hey if you guys feel like GIVING the prize money away..by all means, so be it. And what Looked to be a hotly contested matchup between Face Down and 7-10 turned out to be some fluck first game barn burner followed by a switf "Oh the hell you will" stepfather beating by 7-10.
To next week! Where my presence will most assuredly inspire all of you to re-imagine Heat starring Al Pacino, Val Kilmer, et all...as the next big Broadway musical!!
- Handicap is 85 percent of the better team's average
- Max handicap is set at 150 pins
- Practice starts at 9:15 pm
- Games start at 9:30 pm
- No-show players have a blind score of 120 pins or their average - 10
- This is a sanctioned league
- We bowl 3 games for 4 points each night.
- To be clear, this is a cash prize league, and since it is sanctioned, all prize-money is based on your final standings DURING the season. This does not include final placement during the Roll for the Bowl™ Championship Tourney
- All disputes should be taken up with the League President
- All scores will be documented manually at the conclusion of a game, and all scoresheets will be collected at the conclusion of the match
- If you catch a ball in mid-air and get pushed out of bounds, it's a gutterball
President - Giacomo Ciminello
Vice Pres - Dick Cheney
Secretary - Megs Fulton
Treasurer - Matt Bednarik
All leagues represented here are held at North Bowl Lounge & Lanes located at 909 N. 2nd Street, Philadelphia, PA. For information on leagues, bowling, or if you just want to talk, contact leagues@215balls.com
